i have never ever watched or read harry potter can i have an award for that
there you go
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Jimmy Kimmel asks fashion-lovers at NYFW about fashion designers who don’t exist. Get ready to cringe.
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OKAY IVE SEEN THIS POST GOING AROUND AND IVE BEEN BITING MY TONGUE BUT I CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE
QUOKKAS ARE NOT THE MOTHER FUCKIN HAPPIEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD YOU UNCULTURED SHITFUCK. LEMME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT QUOKKAS ALRIGHT
THESE TINY LITTLE MARSUPIAL SPAWNS OF SATAN ONLY LIVE ON TWO ISLANDS IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA AND THEY HOP AROUND WITH THEIR STUPID FUCKING SMIRKS AND THEIR TEENY TINY PAWS TRYING TO TRICK TOURISTS INTO A PAT OR SOME FOOD BUT BENEATH THAT EXTERIOR THERE IS A HATE FUELLED HELLFIRE BURNING WITHIN THEIR HEART. I WAS ON HOLIDAY WITH MY FAMILY ON ROTTNEST ISLAND IN PERTH AND THESE THREE LITTLE FUCKWITS ARE TEASING THIS QUOKKA WITH FOOD AND ME, AS A LIL ECO WARRIOR, STEVE IRWIN LOVING NAIVE DICKHEAD, STEP IN TO SAVE THIS “POOR HELPLESS CREATURE”. SO THESE KIDS BUGGER OFF AND I LEAN DOWN TO MAKES SURE THE QUOKKA IS OK AND THE FUCKING SHITCUNT JUMPS UP AND RIPS MY PINKY FINGERNAIL OFF. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE EVER HAD AN ENTIRE NAIL PULLED OFF BUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER BLEEDS LIKE A SON OF A BITCH AND LEMME TELL YOU THERE’S A REASON WHY THEY USED IT AS A LEGITIMATE TORTURE STRATEGY.
SO DON’T YOU FUCKIN GO AROUND WITH YOUR FEEL GOOD POSTS CLAIMING YOU KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU SAW A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET OF AN ANIMAL SMILING AND THEREFORE THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS THAT THEY’RE THE “HAPPIEST ANIMAL IN THE WORLD”
YOU KNOW NOTHING
DO NOT TRUST QUOKKAS
FUCK YOU
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Jessica Williams proposes applying New York’s Stop and Frisk policy to Wall Street bankers.
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I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
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“Haley just got her learner’s permit. We’ve been taking turns driving with her.”
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